Lesson 1 - Pragmatism

Class, today, we are going to learn about pragmatism, its causes, its effects and why people who possess that trait completely pwn those who don't.

Pragmatism - 2. A practical, matter-of-fact way of approaching or assessing situations or of solving problems.

But no class, OUR pragmatism is the preference of stuffing a whatever into a person's face over arguing over who should win, which will eventually lead to a series of various other past arguments.

Pragmatism comes to those who've experienced and are tired of the epitome of bullshit when it comes to I-must-win diehards, bullshitters sprouting excess bullcrap that are not needed, subjects/topics skippers/hoppers/changers/whatever and any chinaman/hongkongman trying to make up for their fail in english by saying "I laughing" and/or "you go in teach english or play game?"

The effects are simple. Examples include:

When someone speaks to you in a real life situation and he says "you shut up" for no fucking reason, you fuck him in the face and ignore him for that day.

When someone goes bitching about you being an asshole (using hacks, cheating in test, using forbidden jutsu, blarg) you say "I lol'd" and/or "PWNED!"

When someone accuses you of doing something that you did but you dare not confess you ask him "IZZATSO?" and wait for his reply, pretend not to hear it and "OH SRY I GTG LOL."

Pragmatism makes you a more evasive person as you now have to ability to dodge not only verbal bullets but trigger slow motion to unleash your powerful kungfu speech with grace and elegance, providing you don't screw up.

That's it. End of Lesson 1: Pragmatism, class. Pack your mice and click on home.