Rules of the gaem.

Here are the rules of the gaem.

#1 - Backing out.
You cannot back out of the gaem.

#2 - No such thing as attitude problem; only witty catch phrases.
So we can safely spot the typical Singaporean faggots playing in the gaem.

#3 - No anti-gay movement.
You will allow homosexual men into your gaems.

#4 - Rage comes above enjoyment.
Rage takes priority in an event where enjoyment is concerned. You will not stop a man from raging by telling him how much fun he can have. You will not stop raging by telling yourself how much fun you can have. You will not have any fun by telling yourself not to rage.

#5 - Rage machines take priority.
Careful consideration must be given to a person who is:
1) A rage machine AND
2) Raging.

Rage machines have the right to silence, flame, degrade, destroy, order, control, boot, cry, whine, blame and self-destruct upon activation. Do not attempt to defy or face hell.

#6 - Excessive faggotry.
You cannot annoy someone else. Even if your argument is logical or a proven fact, as long as the other party is intelligent and does not give a shit about what you are talking about, you are an excessive faggot.

#7 - You may choose to give a shit. Others cannot blame you.
You may choose to give a shit about the outcome of the gaem or not to do so; it is completely optional.

You cannot be blamed for not bothering about the gaem. However, rage machines still have the right to blame you whether you like it or not.

#8 - Balls of steel.
Balls of steel are required in order to play the gaem. However, balls of steel is not allowed when facing a rage machine or asking someone who is raging to do a favor for you.

#9 - You will not ignore greetings. You may not choose to use greetings.
You will not ignore greetings, which include variants of hi's and bye's. However you are excused if you are raging.

You may not choose to use greetings, which include variants of hi's, bye's, sorries or thanks'. You do not have to rage to have this privilege.

#10 - Saving lives.
You will not save your teammate's life over a rage machine's. You may choose not to save anybody except for rage machines. You will save rage machines.

#11 - Know who is in control.
I made the gaem, I introduced the gaem, I hosted the gaem, I am now your god.

Please note that relatives (your cousin or your cousin's cousin's cousin) will still be applicable to the above rules.